[SUBW-A] Trip Report: Pierce's Pass to Grose River, 13 January 2002

The Beacon ycli at bigfoot.com
Sun Jan 13 18:28:29 AEDT 2002

Trip Report: Pierce's Pass to Grose River, 13th January 2002

Party: Chloe Burnett, Homo nutcase fjordlandis

A revelation of meaning of life at Pierce's Pass:

We went to Pierce's Pass.

It was illegal.

It was good.

If A, B and C are real numbers, A = B and B = C, then A = B = C.  (See
me for proof if you are interested in analytical mathematics.)

It = illegal.

It = good.

Therefore It = good = illegal.

Therefore illegal = good.

If X and Y are real numbers and X = Y, then - X = - Y.  (Again if you
are interested in analytical mathematical proofs...)

Therefore - illegal = - good.

Therefore legal = bad.

Substitute legal for anyone you don't like, because they are bound to be
legal at some time:

eg. John_Howard = legal = bad.

And there you have a solution to the meaning of life, goodness and

And you think mathematics is not fun?



LOCUS       JOELI    2001 bp    mRNA        PRI      22-MAR-1975
DEFINITION  Human nutcase (NUT) mRNA, complete cds.
ACCESSION   M00001.1
KEYWORDS    nutcase.
SOURCE      quasi-human
  ORGANISM  Homo hooligans fjordlandis
            Eukaryota; Metazoa; Chordata; Craniata; Vertebrata;
            Euteleostomi; Mammalia; Eutheria; Primates; Catarrhini;
            Hominidae; Homo; hooligans; fjordlandis
REFERENCE   1  (bases 1 to 2001)
  AUTHORS   Li, Y.-C.
  TITLE     Identification of NUT, the nutcase gene associated with
            specific early-onset dementia
  JOURNAL   Journal of Improbable Results, 77 (3), 403-414 (1975)
  MEDLINE   0411686661
REFERENCE   2  (bases 305 to 1975)
  AUTHORS   Li, Y.-C.
  TITLE     Heterologous over-expression of the nutcase (NUT) gene in
            human clones results in specific neurological symptoms
  JOURNAL   Journal of Inadvisable Research, 5 (7), 12965-12973 (2001)
  MEDLINE   61296365737
COMMENT     Cloning of this gene is subject to strict GMAC regulations.
FEATURES             Location/Qualifiers
     source          1..2001
                     /organism="Homo hooligans fjordlandis"
     TATA_signal     197..205
     mRNA            234..2001
                     /note="nutcase mRNA"
     CDS             305..1975

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