[SUBW-A] Trip Report: Pierce's Pass to Grose River, 13 January 2002
ycli at bigfoot.com
Sun Jan 13 18:28:29 AEDT 2002
Trip Report: Pierce's Pass to Grose River, 13th January 2002
Party: Chloe Burnett, Homo nutcase fjordlandis
A revelation of meaning of life at Pierce's Pass:
We went to Pierce's Pass.
It was illegal.
It was good.
If A, B and C are real numbers, A = B and B = C, then A = B = C. (See
me for proof if you are interested in analytical mathematics.)
It = illegal.
It = good.
Therefore It = good = illegal.
Therefore illegal = good.
If X and Y are real numbers and X = Y, then - X = - Y. (Again if you
are interested in analytical mathematical proofs...)
Therefore - illegal = - good.
Therefore legal = bad.
Substitute legal for anyone you don't like, because they are bound to be
legal at some time:
eg. John_Howard = legal = bad.
And there you have a solution to the meaning of life, goodness and
And you think mathematics is not fun?
LOCUS JOELI 2001 bp mRNA PRI 22-MAR-1975
DEFINITION Human nutcase (NUT) mRNA, complete cds.
ORGANISM Homo hooligans fjordlandis
Eukaryota; Metazoa; Chordata; Craniata; Vertebrata;
Euteleostomi; Mammalia; Eutheria; Primates; Catarrhini;
Hominidae; Homo; hooligans; fjordlandis
REFERENCE 1 (bases 1 to 2001)
AUTHORS Li, Y.-C.
TITLE Identification of NUT, the nutcase gene associated with
specific early-onset dementia
JOURNAL Journal of Improbable Results, 77 (3), 403-414 (1975)
REFERENCE 2 (bases 305 to 1975)
AUTHORS Li, Y.-C.
TITLE Heterologous over-expression of the nutcase (NUT) gene in
human clones results in specific neurological symptoms
JOURNAL Journal of Inadvisable Research, 5 (7), 12965-12973 (2001)
COMMENT Cloning of this gene is subject to strict GMAC regulations.
/organism="Homo hooligans fjordlandis"
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